July 24, 2008

Undiscovered Discovery Discretization

An article on the BBC this morning has me somewhat baffled. I'll not go into a discussion about whether the Arctic should be fair game for drilling, or the can of worms that this will re-open in terms of land claims north of 66.5° latitude.
According to the survey, the Arctic holds about 13% of the world's undiscovered oil, 30% of the undiscovered natural gas, and 20% of the undiscovered natural gas liquids.

If its undiscovered, then how does one determine a percentage, especially one as precise as "13%". Since there is apparently an actual volume of oil discovered by this survey, why not use this to calculate as a percentage of the known oil reserves. Ass backwards calculations like these will go a long way to pissing people off when getting the runaround about oil prices and economic 'forecasting'.

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July 21, 2008

Nature of Things


the money shot
the money shot cropped

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July 14, 2008

Fried Potato Slices

Alright, I have a debate to try to settle. Its obvious that Regular, Salt and Vinegar, Ketchup, Sour Cream and Onion and Barbecue make up 5 of the 'original 6' staples. The debate is what was the 6th.

Which chip flavour do you remember being first?
All Dressed
Dill Pickle
  
pollcode.com free polls

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July 08, 2008

Bell Sympatico

I don't even understand why a company would want to buy out BCE as was finally approved last week. I myself have had a number of problems with them on a service level, with unannounced changes of e-mail servers, and unexplained loss of connection for days at a time (though that hasn't happened in a while now). That's not even getting into the fact that Bell has deemed it appropriate to throttle internet connections, whether legitimate or otherwise, all while actually increasing the cost of the high speed service since the time we initially signed on.

In what other market do you see a diminished quality of service for an increase in price? I sure can't think of any.

Then late last week out of the blue, Carolyn's family Sympatico connection went down for no good reason. With no apparent changes being made to the modem-router combo (that you are forced to rent from Bell as opposed to buying your own and saving money in the long run), all three of their computers were unable to connect. After hours on the phone with their tech 'support' spread out over much of the weekend, her dad was driven to screaming at the useless tits at the other end of the phone line.

It seems to be Sympatico policy to always pass the blame to the customer. In this case they had Carolyn disable her wireless card, and in whatever else they had her do, remove the drivers for said card, causing more headaches later. Along with that, they tried to insist that Internet Explorer HAD to be used, and that there was some error, apparently present instantaneously on all of their computers at once that was causing the problem. This despite the fact that 2 of those 3 computers were reformatted and configured recently and were clean of any kind of spyware, adware or viruses. I've managed to reconfigure everything for them now and it seems to be up and running fine again, but that's not to say that Sympatico should be let off the hook for their useless 'help'.

After the first 2 hours on the phone, they should have been willing to send a technician out to the house, maybe not same day or anything, but nonetheless within a day or two. Instead, they shipped out a new modem, without the wireless capability of the previous one, and strung them all along for a ride blaming the customer's computer instead of their own shortcomings, something I've run into with my own dealings with them.

Then to top all this off, I read this morning that Bell is restructuring their cell phone billing to charge their clients for incoming text messages. While thankfully not a Bell mobile customer, you can guarantee I wouldn't be one for a second longer once they started pulling that kind of bullshit, effectively making double the profit on messages exchanged between Bell customers. Of course it makes sense to charge fees for outgoing messages, but incoming messages? The client can do nothing to control what messages they receive. On an incoming call you at least have the option not to answer the call, but a text message doesn't have the same feature. But its these kind of backhanded business practices I guess that make a company worth billions. Watch out, in the months ahead I foresee Bell adding a rental surcharge for the copper communications lines running into your home that have been there for decades.

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June 29, 2008

Woof

Oh yea, we also adopted a dog.
tyson


Steve and his wife adopted one also.
sasha


They got along great for about 15 minutes when they met the other night. Lots of sniffing and marking, but not even a hint of a growl. Then, food was introduced to the mix, and that changed everything. A bloody paw on Sasha was the only visible wound from the melee that ensued; impressive given the noise the two of them made. Our dog, Tyson, has been listening to commands better since that all went down though.

Last night was a pretty mellow night of a few beers and busting open some board games with Carolyn. Overall its been an unusually low key long weekend.
trivial humour

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June 27, 2008

Olivetti

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June 23, 2008

Hippy Dippy Weatherman

If there is an afterlife, George Carlin now knows whether or not fart jokes truly are universal.



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June 18, 2008

Why Don't We Turn This Whole Place Into a Roundabout?

Apparently the Region of Waterloo Council is still under the impression that the area is located smack dab in the middle of France. Another roundabout has been informally approved, this time much closer to the core of the city than any of the previous efforts.

Just down the street from me, the new installation at Union St. and Margaret Ave. apparently will serve the maybe 2 hours a day it is at all difficult to get through the intersection, and at that, the only real problem posed is a little bit of a wait to turn left from Union onto Margaret.

Again those in favour tout the slowing of traffic, and the diminished severity of accidents. But they are still neglecting the fact that this is not Europe, and drivers around here have not grown up with roundabouts, and that we here in North America still tend to follow a persuasion of driving over-sized vehicles. Combine that with a relatively poor explanation on the MTO website of how to properly navigate the intersection, and you've created an intersection that many older drivers are going to avoid, funneling more traffic down side-streets like the gonged up Ellis Cres. project of last year.

On top of this, the roundabout is immediately adjacent to one of the larger bush lot park and trail areas in the region, and that it is frequently used by pedestrians, including children. As soon as a steady flow of traffic is created through that corridor, the park will become much more inaccessible to people living nearby on the west side of the park.

The severity of accidents may decrease, but I guarantee there will be a higher incidence. Hopefully council does the right thing and does not formally pass the installation of this roundabout. Give it time at least and let people better acclimate to the slew of roundabouts already constructed at just about every boundary of the Region.

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Valid Code

As nice as being able to control the finest details is with code, differences between things like '&' and '&' that have you Googling around for 2 hours before you find them can be rather frustrating. But now my pictures are displaying properly in Firefox 3, so its worth it? And really, what else do I have to do?

Last week's awesome weather has faded into cold rainy crap, putting an abrupt end to any plans to have an outdoor poker night this week on the picnic table I built this weekend. I'm not a fan of the furnace kicking on overnight in the middle of June.

I am however a huge fan of the Netherlands domination of Group C at Euro, despite handing an undeserving Italy a pass to the quarter finals in beating Romania yesterday. Beyond changing in 9 second string players, there's not much more Holland could have done to help Romania along. Here's hoping they don't go ahead and choke now against whoever of Russia or Sweden they meet on Saturday. If they keep playing the way they did in the group stage, I'm convinced they can beat any team out there. The key is not getting too cocky.

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June 11, 2008

Faxe'd in the Butt


beer butt 1
beer butt 2
beer butt 3

Tasty meal...but moving the chicken off the grease hotspots that my grill tends to develop and still keeping it upright was a bit of a challenge. I think I'll go back to rotisserie next time around.

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